if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
One day at school I was in the cafeteria and I forgot to put my phone on silent and my phone had went off. Thing is, my text tone is Kim Possible’s signature beep and I kid you not a whole group of Corn-Fed Senior Football players from the next table over all whipped their heads at me and in unison shouted “WHATS THE SITCH” as if it was an instant reflex. Welcome to American High School.
I remember when I first started playing as Ratonhnhake:ton on AC3 and he was so cute I just wanted to pinch his cheeks:
"Aw, I get to play as you now, you’re so adorable!"
And then all of a sudden BAM:
Right before my eyes he blooms into this massive, handsome, bear of a man and I found myself falling for him:
(Oh my gosh, I j-just didn’t see this coming…HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!)